How Can I Mass Transfer Sms Messages From My Lg Phone To My Pc

I know it can be done in most instances, but my phone (LG GW370 “Neon II”) has no function for it, and I haven’t been able to successfully connect my phone to the PC and sync it with LG PC Suite, even though I do have the cable and can successfully use the phone as a mass storage device in this manner.

I know my phone has the ability to save SMS messages to the inserted microSD card, but I don’t think that will make it available to copy to the PC…

Any ideas?